Parenthood changes your life so much more than you can ever prepare for.
Before I go to bed, I like to go into the kid’s rooms and check on them and give them a kiss.
Sounds lovely doesn’t it?!
WRONG! It is a scary assault course invariably ending with me stumbling over something in the dark or stubbing my toe and trying not to swear out loud.
Today I just wanted to share with you, some of the things I have found on the bottom of my foot or kicked across the room in the dark this week.
- Duplo birthday cake the size of a small family car
- multiple toy cars
- pen lid
- Captain America
- a Cheerio
- soft toys galore
- dirty undies and socks
- clean clothes
- a Playmobil baby bottle which was surprisingly pointy
- a rock (thanks Ez!)
- Buzz Lightyear
- an Elsa plastic hair band
- a stick
You’d think that I’d either invest in a pair of slippers, a small torch, make the little monsters tidy up before bedtime or simply stop taking my life into my own hands and going in every night!
What have you trodden on this week?!