Ez wanted to hide out on our bed under my flowery quilt.
We hid from wolves and were saved by a friendly bear who gave us ice-cream and cheese.
Then he wanted to hide from the Jellyman, I asked who the Jellyman was and what he did.
“The Jellyman looks like strawberries.
If he sees you he kidnaps you and takes you to his house.
Then he measures you and puts you in a machine, in a hole, in a pig butt.
And then he puts you in a different machine that puts you in the bin and hurts you.”
I explained that I didn’t let Jellymen in my house, they were too mean to be allowed inside, and when we were outdoors I’d protect him.
Then we yelled and shouted at the Jellyman to go away, and once he’d gone for good, we hid from the wolves again until the friendly bear, with his dairy based treats came to save us.